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This weeks Guest Reviewer ...........Norbert Thrusty.

Ealing, Queen of the suburbs. Where middle class gentility meets urban
intervention. Down these clean streets a man must go. I took a call from
an old friend.
"Go check out The Blues" was the garbled instruction. A basement joint
deep in the imposing edifice that is know as "The Drayton Court Hotel".
"Tell us what you see", were my orders. "Tell us what you like". "I'll
tell you what I don't like", I whispered in to the receiver. But he was
gone, and here I am. Standing opposite a chip shop and an all night
delicatessen selling cheep booze. I brushed aside the brass handled
double doors and descended towards my date with destiny. Devils music.
It was going to be a long night. Lets go to work.
I know what I like and I like what I see. A man with a Voice like Van
Morrison sang us Catfish Blues and played a mean guitar. This band was
hot, and I don't mean they'd fallen off the back of a lorry. I ordered a
tall drink, I was given short change. Meanwhile, a German guy with an
English name made the drums sound like rolling thunder. Chicago style,
Benny Goodman, Gene Krupa. Damn, this guy could have been Buddy Rich. I had the shakes but I was desperate for the hard stuff. It was delivered courtesy of Chester Kamen. How much further into the abyss could a guitar take you? This was the heart of darkness and I was under cardiac arrest. I thought I'd seen enough but there was more to come. A group of fellas made some good noise together. I didn't recognise it, there
was no connection, and then I was tipped off. They were making this
stuff up as they went along. It was called Jamming, and I only knew that
it had nothing to do with fruit packed preservatives. My head was
spinning, I needed cool fresh air and stale greasy food, but I stayed to
the end. A band called "The House" were on stage. They were good. They
were different. The drummer played in one time whilst the band played in
another. Unique. Scribbling furiously in to my black moleskin notepad, I
noted the time on my vintage omega. Ten past three. It was wrong. a poor
timekeeper. I felt like giving it to the drummer. The thought passed, I
headed back up to the rain lashed streets of Ealing. It wasn't actually
raining, but it must of done some time in the past. I was halfway
through my assignment.
Thursday.
Acton. It's main virtue? - only 5 minutes from Ealing. I needed to blend
in. I was under cover. I wore a stained T shirt, with loose trousers.
Held up with string. My shoes had seen better days. I sported a 3 day
growth and dragged 6 Asda carrier bags behind me. They called me Sir and
welcomed me in. I was struck by the relaxed atmosphere. Two beige sofas
occupied either end of the room and the bar staff were welcoming. I was
then struck by the bouquet emanating from the back of the bar. Toilets.
Sometimes, a smoke filled room had it's advantages. Tonight was more of
the same, but different. I was hit right between the eyes with a
cacophony of Blues. I tried to talk but nothing came out, or at least
what did come out was blown away on a tidal wave of volume from some
long hairs with six string attitude. They knew how to crank it up and
eleven was not high enough. A Guy with a Bass guitar decorated like the
summer of love, played a low rumble. The drummer tried to demolish the
kit. A black dude with a cool voice sang his heart out. With a beer
towel on his head. This was a crazy bad ass joint, and the kids were
lapping it up. I made my way to the bar and ordered a beer. The gal that
served had a sweet smile. Later on she had a sweet voice. I like this
place. I like the people. I glanced at my watch. Half past five. Wrong
again. Where's that drummer? I had to leave. My report was due. I needed
to mention this place. Spread the word. I was lost in a haze of Jazz
Fusion, the room was spinning, a guy called Jovan was wearing shades
after dark. Indoors. Crazy. A fella with a jazz hat took to the stage.
It was him. Van Morrison again. They were back. The band called House. I
had come full circle. Gary Gibson sung some Rock 'n' Roll. Like it had
never been away. A man called Rupert played guitar as if he had invented
it. And those girls. This was singing. This was playing. I was dancing.
My mission was completed, but I will be back. To see guys like J.C. and
Nick. To savour the guitar style of Mark and Igor. To appreciate the low
end of Chris and Alex and to view Uncle Fester drinking at the bar. To
listen to Blues played with feeling and soul sung with passion. For now
though, I was through. I was drained. Feeling like a wet dishcloth, I
went in search of one. No luck. I did, though, find a watch - menders.
Here’s looking at you, kid.
Yours, ..Norbert.

22/01/08 - 24/01/08 - 26/01/08.

Busy week, it seems that most of my time at the moment is taken up with either playing, or writing about, music. The pleasures all mine.
Tuesday at The Drayton was the usual affair of good music in need of an audience, but efforts are being made to promote the evening in future. Numbers were diminished further by some absentees. Jack - holiday, Tim - missing, and Chris Martin - overslept. I think we should club together and buy Chris an alarm clock with one of his drum solos on a recorded loop. He wouldn't sleep in again!
Thursday at The Tune Inn was a riotous joy. One of our old regulars turned up and was astonished by the atmosphere and good vibes coming from the audience and the stage. It was so busy, I lost track of what was going on, but some stand outs included Joe, on Guitar and Vocals, who played a blistering Blues barrage of ballistic bombardment. Honestly, I have paid good money for albums that haven't got that much talent on them. Also, some fine Rock 'n' Roll vocalising from Gary Gibson who performs with understated quality, and young Alex performing with his band and giving some excellent backing to the eccentricities of Kelvin, who always seems to be able to find a way of telling us to "Push in the bush", whatever song he is singing.
So, on to Saturday and Ralphs party, at The Drayton, for his 50th birthday. This threw up a few surprises, one of them being the realisation that Ralph has more friends than I have office colleagues, and I work in a BIG office. A real good time was had by all and it was good to see some of our Jammin' friends playing to a full house. Special mention for Mr Falconer who was the only guy on stage for all evening and managed to bring some order to some enthusiastically played music. There was good turns from many of Ralphs friends, a few of whom were from his past. It was a pleasure to play with The Fielding Horns and Keith, on Flute, for "Satta a massagana" and "Summertime", and later on, the horns added class to the soul section with Lynne on vocals. But the stars of the evening who performed an encore and returned for an unscheduled second performance, were the young lads, Duncan (Bass,Vocals), Joe, (Guitar), and Will (Drums), who gave us a set of some old and some new. The Undertones "TEENAGE KICKS" And Lilly Allens "SMILE" was an inspired choice of teenage angst. Confident singing and some perfect Rock 'n' Roll moves from both Guitarists showed that they have a future at this game. Dare I say that at their age I was still pushing a toy Aston Martin across the living room carpet which my friend pursued with a black Mercedes from S.M.E.R.S.H. (Mind you, I was still doing this at age 32). Some, how can we say, enthusiastic backing vocals was provided by some girley friends and added to the sense of fun. Most peculiar sight of the evening was D.J. Richard playing Timbales along to the sounds he was spinning. Well, that and the guy having his swans neck repaired with gaffa tape, (don't ask).
I hope that Ralph enjoyed himself and I would like to wish him a very happy Fiftieth Birthday. Here's to you.
Many thanks to those that helped it move along on stage and some times it was chaotic, but it was always fun. As an aside, I would like to say that I drunk way too much, and Sunday did not exist for me. Thanks to Dave, for allowing me to leave the drums on site so that I could take an Ambulance home!
Look forward to catching you all next week, so from Myself, Andy, and Jovan it's goodbye from me and goodnight from them, goodnight.

Neil.

05/02 - 07/02 - 12/02/2008.

Hello, my darlings.

A very good week. Tuesday the 5th at The Drayton Court, was a good night with a warm, relaxed, laidback feel and some fine musicianship in front of a small but appreciative audience. Amongst the regulars we had a couple of newer guys and some returnees. Nick was his usual 'off the wall' self, but we are more than happy to accommodate him as long as we have people who will play with him. The guy is so enthusiastic, how can we say no. Mo, however, is at the other end of the scale, a fine, confident performer who can add something to any band.
Thursday at The Tune Inn, and a few Drayton regulars pop down and we have some fun. Another rockin' night only slightly marred by the fact that the house band completely forgot the song that Mel performs with us. You know the one, - the Bonnie Raitt number, oh, what's it called. Whatever, anyway, we played a standard 12 bar blues and just asked her to fit it in! Most professional! I don't think she was very impressed. Still, the gal coped well. Not often that we get THAT lost, I have to point out. A standout of the evening was Phils set with Matt on guitar and vocals and Paul on drums. Versions of The Doobie Brothers and Police songs were played with vigour and none more vigorous than Paul. His drumming was completely spectacular, he looked like his arms were on fire! Paul is always popular and tonight everyone was talking about his performance. Dan also played some excellent guitar and played it like he meant it. He must remember to bring his instrument next time. How can you forget? Fair play to those that are ready to lend. Another drummer also impressed. - William, particularly on the Reggae - Rudy got married - with Steve Harris leading the way. Reggae suddenly became powerhouse with William bashing the skins.
Tuesday, and we're back at The Drayton, after the house band had put themselves through a gruelling 6 hour rehearsal session on Saturday. Who was it that said music is not a business, it's a calling? I don't know, I thought that you might. Anyway, The old Drayton public house suddenly burst in to life for a most enjoyable evening, with a wide variety of musical styles. I think it was Henry Ford who said - "you can have any musical style you like, as long as it's Blue". Perhaps not, I sometimes get confused. Surely the best performance for a long time came from, Paul, Jovan, Mo, Chester, and Keith. Superb Jazz/Blues with Keith's Flute adding a different flavour. So good they were called back for an encore. How often does that happen? Paul was on fire again, making him this weeks Star performer and he certainly seems to have stepped up a gear. Mo was also in great form and when he's not in the spotlight, he knows how to step back and leave another performer to take over. And when Chester takes over any thing can happen. Tonight was no exception. Keith and Jovan also excelled and both now how to entertain. It was good to see people, (all right, person), dancing and beer being spilled in the excitement. Who was it that said, (oh. shut up - Ed.).
It really was a good night and as often happens, everyone is lifted and some die hards like Alan and Graham really turned it on again. Great Blues set too, with Andy, Chris, Des, Roop, and Will on harmonica. I have not applauded so much, since Jim Davidson announced his retirement.
AND........There is more to come this week, with The Tune Inn Jam, on Thursday 14th, (Valentines night, so bring your girl for a romantic Blues thrash) and then 3 Leg Dog, at The Tune Inn again on Friday. ................See you There.

Neil.

What do you mean, waiting for my review? Aint you nuttin' better to do? Still, the offer of a free pint looks good. Why not? It would be good to have someone else's opinion. See if they find the same things annoying as I do. Go for it.

As I fast approach the birthday after my forty ninth, experience of just living has taught me some do's and don'ts. Well, never mind the do's, here's my top ten things you should NEVER do.

(1) Never make plans for your perfect weekend. The wife or girlfriend will always find an alternative use of time.
(2) Never, ever, watch films that have been reviewed or publicised as " Awesome, the roller coaster ride of your life"
(3) Never put money on England to win a football match. Even if it's against The Chad second eleven.
(4) Never expect those that don't understand Jazz, to WANT TO understand Jazz. It aint happening.
(5) Never agree to make the tapes for your friends wedding reception dinner. The old twats present, (that's most of 'em), will insist that the sound system is turned down to 0. Twenty hours of YOUR time wasted.
(6) Never offer to help a friend move house. That 2 bed semi detached that you know of will contain the contents of a 42 room mansion in Godalming. Note:- you have been warned.
(7) Never listen to any ones opinion on art who thinks that Jackson Pollack is a load of old, well you know the rest.
(8) Never take any notice of any body who tells you about the latest audio sensation, that it "sounds amazing". (ipods, C.D.s, etc). It doesn't. Sound quality has been gradually going down hill since the demise of vinyl. Even those old tape cassettes sound better.
(9) Never trust a politician. Any politician, any party, any country, any promise, any manifesto.
(10)Never, ever, ever, (unless you are a naive poppet), ever ask a guitarist to turn down a little as perhaps it' just a little too loud. You may as well ask your cat to stop scratching the wall paper, please.

Ah, there it is, there it is. I bet you wondered where I was going with this?
Thursday at The Tune Inn, I was that poppet. Having asked a certain Geetar man to turn down a tad, I was satisfied to see him make an adjustment to his controls. 1,2,3,4, and bugger me if he hasn't gone and turned it UP. Well, that showed me, and taught me. 2 minutes earlier I had just emerged from the toilet after a struggle to open the door. It wasn't jammed, just held shut by the force of noise hitting it from 20 yards away. Still, have it your way and when the noise police close us down. Tough titty.
One other thing that's been noted lately, Apart from the stealth jammers mentioned by Andy on the news page, is the last minute hero. You know the sort, turns up with 40 minutes left and then wants to get on and play 1 song for half an hour. Then they get real upset if you tell 'em no way.
Now, we sometimes struggle to get every one a fair crack and guys like (in no particular order) Des, Graham, Alex, Chester, Joe, Chris, Jack, Ralph, etc, (apologies to any one left out) who turn up early and SUPPORT what we do and support the venue also, will always be accommodated. Which is why I chose to put Ralph and Des, on late, last Thursday. They had paid their dues.

Now let's lighten up. Bass players. Alex. I owed him a favour, so I gave him a good few songs, this week. That favour doesn't extend to having to write good things about him. I do that because, every one is saying how good he has become. Able to back a variety of musicians in various styles. It is noted. He's not Jovan yet, but who is? And would we need 2 Jovans NO. -- Des. Reliable, and versatile. He has been around and it shows. Also, he is a popular guy. and has some good music biz stories. I just wish he'd get off the stage when we've started our set! (Sorry Des). Kris -- Unassuming to the point of invisibility, but apart from being a great Bass player, he is also a diamond with the sound and set up. Aa real gem. Jack -- Great player, we know, but how many Basses does he ACTUALLY own? He must live in a warehouse. Keep 'em coming. More power to you low enders.
We have been struggling at The Drayton now for a couple of months and, yes, it is in doubt as to how much longer we can sustain this. Some are expressing disappointment. Let's see over the next couple of weeks, how things go.
Any one who saw -3 leg dog - at The Tune a couple of weeks ago, will know that we weren't at our best. There are some obvious reasons why it didn't quite fire up but I'm not going in to that here. It stays within the Band. Every one has a bad gig once in a while, and to be honest there WAS some good moments. Like a defeated Man Utd, we will be back to kick arse.
Finally, I can't go without mentioning the performance of the week. I know Andy doesn't like to be mentioned, but honestly, his set with Joe X and Alex and Aurelio was a stormer, an absolute stormer. It doesn't get better. Also the heavy metal kids with - Fool for your lovin' - and Allright now wasn't bad either. A crowd pleaser in fact. Now if only we could do something about that volume knob.
T.T.F.N. ..............Neil.

4/4/8 - 6/3/8.

Keep your eyes on this website for upcoming news of the Tuesday Jam. The Drayton has it's moments, and this week there was some superb playing from Chris and Chester and a quite fantastic set featuring Graham. Don't know what he's done to his guitar but his SOUND was superb. Coupled with his undoubted talent, it sounded like Buddy Guy up there. I kid you not.
Thursday at The Tune Inn and there was a very unusual situation. For the first 90 - 120 minutes there was only 2 guitarists. At least they were good uns. Andy and Rupert worked there socks off until the arrival of George, Emir, Mark and Stelios late on. On the other hand there were 14 drummers. Most of the guys came from Drum Tech, and there is some real talent there. However, I must mention Aurellio and William as stand outs here. Aurellio, in particular, is as good and individual as they come.
Some great music, again, with Alex still winning compliments at the bar, and a crowd favourite was definitely the balls out rock section with The heavy metal brothers on duelling guitars and Phil on microphone antics. Paul Rodgers, Freddie Mercury? I should say so. Theo on drums and Jovan on bass kept it all together whilst the kids played. And what fun they had.
Sometimes it's hard keeping it all well balanced on nights like this and my apologies to any one who didn't get to play or only got one number. Those who did, performed remarkably well with an eclectic mix of talent and songs. STAR OF THE EVENING?:-No doubt about it, it had to be RUPERT, playing for so long with so many different Drummers and Bass players and still smiling when he came off stage, and keen to get back on for more.

TURNED OUT NICE AGAIN. See you next week....

Neil.

The review.

Last week was a good week for us music fans and it got off to a good start at The Drayton Court Arms. The whole evening had a really good feel to it, with a few appreciative punters enjoying what was on show. We had a new guy in, a Birthday Boy, as it happened, and he apologised afterwards for being the worse for wear. No need, my friend, you sounded just fine to me. Good Blues guitar and he sang a couple of belters also, the highlight being - "Here, kitty, kitty" - I think it was called. It was a pleasure to play with this guy, and I hope that he returns. Another stand out performer was, of course, Graeme, on keyboards, and he contributed some fine playing to the proceedings. Normal, good stuff from Chester and Graham, and Jack and Des also. Good, reliable types who know how to play. There was some good pairings up on stage and, like I said, the evening was pure joy.
Thursday, at The Tune Inn and the mood carried on, with another new chap, this time on harmonica. A blues Harp sure augments any band that plays this style of music and once again, it was a pleasure to have him on board. Another who I hope will give us a return performance. Dan also managed to get some playing time under his belt and was giving it maximum all the way. Glad you remembered to bring your axe, Dan.
Again the evening had a great vibe with some good musical combinations. Amazingly after last weeks drummer avalanche, we only had 2 of us here tonight. Myself and Nick Cash. I was quite knackered at the end of the evening and Friday was a very difficult day for me. BUT, - It was great fun and I particularly enjoyed - Stormy Monday - and - River Deep -.
I simply must mention all the good and hard work that Kris does for us at The Tune Inn. - Soundman supreme, he also helps set up a lot of the gear and of course takes it down at the end of the night. Also, on call anytime as a (solid & reliable) Bass player, he is a really nice fellow, who seems just glad to help. I don't know what we would do without him, and I know that the bar staff and management of The Tune feel the same way.
AAAAND FINALLY, as Trevor McDonald used to say, a warm thank you to Des, who apart from being a regular punter, also plays Damn fine Bass, (backed with years of experience), tells good stories, and most importantly is always on hand to offer some good FRIENDLY advice. Never critical, he wants' people to play better for themselves, and anything ever said to me has always been constructive. Believe me Des, I AM TRYING to get that snare drum snap you like, perhaps I need to hit it with a hammer!

3-Leg Dog are giving it a miss this week at The Drayton, but you will be in the reliable hands of Graham Goldwater, the man who seems to know more songs than Bob Dylan. After that, ... - well watch this space, and if you want a particular mention here for your band or demo's, just approach me and I will see what I can do. Next week I will be reviewing the demo of MONSTER FIGHT, the band that one of our semi regulars, Bhavesh, is sticksman for.
So until next time, make night time the right time. Or something.

Neil.

18/3/ - 20/3/2008.

Listen up, you guys, I just thought I'd say thanks to Graham,Jack,Ralph,Paul and Graeme for keeping The Jam going on Tuesday at The Drayton Court Arms, whilst '3 Leg Dog' took some time out. Jovan was still there for the evening, of course, (how can you keep him away) and I, myself popped in for an hour, as I was passing by. Also Thanks to Chris Martin for keeping the drum chair warm, early on, for Paul.
For the short time I was there, I was impressed by the amount of different styles of music that was played. Blues, R&B, Jazz, Country, Instrumental Jammin' and Rock. Well, you have to have Rock if George is on site, and most enjoyable it was too. A fine version of - Southern Man -, the B side of - Sweet Home Alabama -. Both G and George were in fine form on guitars and - wait for it - George was so restrained that one point someone gestured to him to turn his Guitar UP. No, I wasn't on premium grade Whisky and Jazz cigarettes, it actually happened I tell you. Nice one George, keep coming to The Jams, you know we'd miss you if you didn't. It looked like a very good evening indeed and it was good to see all tables filled. About time. Let's hope it keeps picking up.
Thursday at The Tune Inn, was another great night with a very nice turn out, leading to, yet again, a fantastic atmosphere and some very good playing. How else would it be? We had some very good players. Rupert, Joe X, Lali, Jim, Chao, Jack, Paul, Des and a host of others, (forgive me for not mentioning everyone, but this typewriters only got so much ink). Good singers too, - Gary Gibson, Mel, Susie, Phil and the first time I have seen a Jammin' set with 3 vocalists sharing the duties on 3 different styles of song. Top stuff.
This is the first time I have seen Jim, and he certainly left an impression. The guy sure can play and on stage with Joe X they fair tore up the place. Only let down by the drummer. To be fair to myself, I didn't ask to play Led Zeppelin and giving me the Bonham role is like asking Ringo to play with Dave Brubeck or Duke Ellington. Horses for courses and all that. I at least had Des beside me to anchor the Rhythm on the bits where I got lost. next time I'll use sat nav.
Speaking of Des, Myself and Mr Falconer were saying, later on, that he was playing out of his skin, (my words) and that he was really 'digging in' on The Bass, (Andys' words). So What happens next? - The guy goes and keels over, that's what. The theory goes that he overheard me saying something complimentary about him and fainted. Well, long story short and all that, and in all seriousness, he just seems to have had a slight moment, and thankfully all is well and after a few hours in the hospital, he's home again. Clean bill of health. My thanks have to be given over to all those outside who dealt with the situation calmly and saw that he was o.k. whilst waiting for an ambulance. Also to those who thought quickly and came inside to gather up stuff belonging to Des, not least of course, his precious Fender Jazz. Guys you can rely on, it warms your heart.
For a change, I actually managed to converse with some punters, tonight, and it was very pleasing to hear some complimentary remarks made about not just the Jams, but also 3 Leg Dog. Dan, mentioned that perhaps a few more people may add comments to the site if they didn't have to leave their name. Fair point. We like you to tell us who you are, but if you've really got something to get off your chest, then it's not the law. You can post it anonymously. Or use a Pseudonym. And I have no problem with any one coming back to me if they feel that they have been unfairly criticised. It's all good interaction.
We are picking up a few newbie's of late, and I have to quickly mention chaps like lali and Mo, (guitars) and Phil, (vocals). Entertainers, for sure, and it's always a pleasure to see music performed with passion. There are some "new" tunes being trotted out and I like what I hear. - Here, Kitty, Kitty - for example or Ralphs' - Going to the Country - . Keep 'em coming.

So, there you have it for another week, and whilst you are here why not check out some other areas of the site. -Music Matters-, where I review the demo from MONSTER FIGHT, or -Video- with links to 'You Tube'. Or go to Comments and add your bit.

Till next week, "Stone me, what a life" ........................Neil.

The views and opinions on this page are not necessarily the views and opinions of any one else who contribute to this site.

Last Thursdays Jam at The Tune Inn, Acton, opened up a new debate. Are we a Blues/Jazz/Rock Jam or do we open up to any type of music? One set of musicians divided the room. Without mentioning names, I can say that the music they played was not to every ones taste. Was it Rap? Was it Hip Hop? Rock Hop? Hip Rock? All I know is that some people objected to it and took a break outside, or in some cases left the Jam for the rest of the evening. Others mentioned it later and did not like what they heard. One even questioned their musicality. My opinion, for what it is worth, is that they at least sounded exciting, (even if the singer had a bit of an ego problem, acting like he was playing Wembley). Hearing this sort of music performed 'live', without trickery and no safety nets, can always be a bit of a hit and miss affair, and it is definitely not the sort of music that I would buy and add to my music collection, but at least it didn't sound tired, at least it had some passion, at least it was driven.
So, some people left. Those that stayed inside enjoyed it, that's for certain and they were on for 3 numbers only. Are people that intolerant, these days. Perhaps they were waiting for another run through of - Sweet Home Chicago -, like the world needs it.
And yet, I do appreciate, that if we are set up as a Blues Jam then that's what folks are going to want to hear. Should we be disappointing Them? If an audience is to be retained, then should we not give them what they want? We all want an audience to play to and sometimes you have to just play what they know and have heard before to keep them there and keep them coming back. That is the name of the game. For the record, I am a die hard, committed Blues fan and player, it is the most direct, basic, honest and soulful music I know of. There is however room for other music in my life.
Your opinions would be most welcome on this, just contact us through feedback, or talk to me or Andy at the Jams, Tuesday,Ealing, Thursday, Acton.
One last thought. Which is the better record, - Freebird, (Lynard Skynard) - or -Orgasm Addict, (Buzzcocks). I Know which is the better played but I KNOW which is the most exciting and vibrant disc.

See you at the next one. ....................................Neil.

The views and opinions on this page are not necessarily the views and opinions of any one else who contribute to this site.

If you are wondering whats happened to the review for last weeks jams, Neil is on holiday, so it didn’t get done. We don’t know where he is, but the smart money is on Norfolk. I, myself have a little side bet with Jovan ‘the flying bassman’ that he’s holed up in either Bridlington or Cleethorpes, shovelling snow out of the caravan whilst hanging on to every word of the Archers (radio 4). Jovan, on the other hand, swore he saw him polishing his helmet. That can only mean one thing, they’ve gone to France and will be filling up the sidecar with Chateauneuf du pape. We’ll see. So this week, we have Chao on the house drum stool. Speaking of drummers, I have often been curious as what they actually talk about when they are outside in a group huddle. I mean, after the umpteenth time of discussing which manufacturer makes the best nuts and bolts, well, you get my drift? My suspicions are always aroused when I happen to walk past said group, because it always goes quiet. I suppose it is one of life’s great mysteries, and will always remain that way. Anyway, for all those unfortunate people who were unable to get to the Drayton last night (8^th), you missed a truly great display of drumming. As well as Chris (Mr Rich), who set the standard early on, we had Bhavesh and Paul as well. We also welcomed two new faces, Alun, who played great stuff with his guitarist friend Rod. We also had Sam Kelly with us. For those of you who know the name, you’ll know what a big deal this was, and will already be guessing that I managed to get myself on stage with the best drummer in UK. Later, Stefanos, Jovan and the whirlwind that is Chao took the stage and gave us the most wonderful, powerful 15 minute rendition of Stratus. Next week, from guitarist corner we shall be discussing the individual merits of the 5751 and the 12ax7 and how best to implement them in a small combo.
Andy

Drayton jam 15.4.2008
Your man in the cheap seats, Peter Legtrouser here, filling in for Neil In his absence .
As the mighty 3 Leg Dog were taking some well earned time off the road it fell to ‘Graham G and The House Bandits’ to do the honours at the Drayton Court Hotel last Tuesday.
As ‘Graeme the keyboards’ took up most of one third of the stage and Jack Hofner had decided to bring down a bass rig that would have put Jack Bruce to shame in his heyday with Cream, the rest of the stage was a bit of a squeeze. But being the professionals that they are they still managed to make an evening of it.
A good first set that included a blistering version of Bobby Parkers ‘Watch Your Step’ they continued with a punchy set of R‘n’B covers. Bhavesh sat in on drums for the first number as Paul was otherwise indisposed (actually he was just plain late!) and did a fine job.
There was a fairly good turnout of muso’s and audience alike. Sets from Lally, featuring soul brother number one, the hardest working man in show business, Sam Kelly on drums, set the standard for the other jammers to follow.
The long awaited return of Tim on drums was another high point, sans moustache and looking a little slimmer then when we last saw him (he put it down to fatigue) he still managed to kick seven shades of the proverbial from the kit and powered along sets with at various times, Chris Knaggs on bass, Des, Dom on Sax, Will on harp and Nick on guitar.
‘The Monday Morning’ and their friends were in attendance and they played a good four song set of originals. Nice to see them there and they stayed for the whole night, so no one can accuse them of just turning up to play.
A great set from Bhavesh and Young Alex on bass was a treat, featuring Lally and new boy Jim on guitar, they were sadly under used on the evening and let’s hope that whoever was organising the bands doesn’t let it happen again!
The highlight of the evening for this man was the short but excellently crafted number from Graham G, Sam K, Lally, Dom, Graeme the keyboard and Des on bass. One number, Soul Seranade, for 10 minutes, everybody took a solo, everybody paid complete attention to what was going on around them and nobody stepped on anyone else’s toes, just provided great backing for each soloist in turn. The song twisted and turned, got loud, got quiet, got funky, got jazzy, got mellow, got breaks, got pushed and got pulled. And that, folks, is how you do it!
A quick set from the House bandits at the close of show and that was that. All in all a good evening. I think that everyone enjoyed themselves and most seemed to go home happy.
So this is Peter Legtrouser signing off.
Good jamming and Good Night, where ever you are.

23.04.08
Somebody said that it was going to be a quiet night, due to a couple of high profile footy matches being on TV. Really? Just goes to show how unpredictable this jammin’ lark is, don’t it. This thing with drummers, it’s gaining momentum and I still don’t know if it’s healthy or not. I know who the culprit is now, its Mr Rich. He’s the ringleader. I saw him openly corrupting our house drummer Sam. I heard mention of heads and shells and hardware and stuff. I assumed it was all about drums but I suppose it could be some thing else. Give me the old days when the subject matter never went beyond flams and parradiddles. You knew where you were then. Anyway, while this was going on and the rest of the house band (Graeme, Des and myself) were setting up, no one noticed that the room had quietly filled up. I have decided that the official start time of 8.30 is redundant. For one thing, there’s never anybody there at that time, and for another, the bar is never open until about 9 anyway, which means people have to go upstairs for their drinks. Not a good thing when the management uses the downstairs bar takings as an indicator as to the success of the jam. It was a pleasure for the house band to have an exuberant crowd to play to from the start and I think we got off to a flyer. A funkified Big Legged Woman sandwiched between a groovin’ Wait On Time and a Berryesque Statesboro Blues sent out an early marker. We seem to be a bit shy of guitarists early on, so I stayed on with Graeme the keys, and we were joined by Chris (Mr Rich) on drums, Jim on guitar and Kris on bass. I can’t remember what we played but I do recall having a stab at Further on Up The Road, sharing vocal duties with Graeme. More top drumming from Chris and then the baton was handed to Chris D, Kris C, Andrey, and Jackob, four guys who don’t normally play as a band. You could have fooled me. I was expecting it to be a little on the loud side after Chris D told me that he usually plays through a full Marshall stack. I can only imagine what he thought of the little Blues Junior he was about to use. However, their playing was top notch. Heavy songs performed with a sure-footed passion but also with great sensitivity. They had some friends with them and everyone really enjoyed their set.
We had 8 guitarists, 5 drummers, 5 bassists, 1 Keyboard and 1 vocalist. Very manageable. Memorable stints from Graham G (putting his own thing on Red Baron) and Stelios laying down some blues. The house band joined by Lally-guitar and Gary-vocal, closed the night with a barnstorming Flip Flop And Fly and a stuttering Need Your Love So Bad. All in all, another great nights jamming and the landlord was very happy. Thanks go to Chao, Paul, Alan, Alex, and Jack. Also thanks to a poorly George who is resting but still made it to the jam. Apologies to anyone I have not mentioned. Here’s to absent friends who can’t be with us at the moment. Thank you and see you next time.
Andy

29.4.08
Wyn Clapsaddle here, reporting on the latest goings on down at the Drayton. It was a cold an extraordinarily wet night when I rode up to the Tuesday Night Jam Session. Making my way inside I found that The House Bandits were on duty that night. Grahams’ G and E were in attendance with Des on bass and Guitar Alan but sadly no drummer for the evening. Paul was stuck inside of Dorset with the Memphis blues again! Things were looking shaky, it looked like Graham G was going to have to get behind the traps and we all know what that means.
Fortunately, amongst the early birds in the audience was a young man who enquired as to whether he could play some drums. Step forward Aaron. Within two minutes he was up, warmed up, auditioned and duly signed up for house band duty. Way to go! The House Bandits delivered a perfunctory set of standards, really only igniting on a bizarre version of Jimmy Reed’s old chestnut ‘Big Boss Man’. This has long been one of Alan’s strange choices of song but tonight it really left the sheet music far behind when Aaron decided to graft Ringo’s drums from ‘Come Together’ on to the song. Graham G had an air of bemused amusement on his face as the song lurched along like an over crowded caravan towed too fast down a motorway. Amazingly it finally found a groove and became one with it’s self. The mutated bastard son of drugged up Beatles and R n’ B. Not bad.
In the audience that night were Alex, Andy F, Neil, Chris, Kris, Lally, Phil, Nick, Stan, Tim, Jim, Ralph, Colin, Igor, Emir, George and a few others, apologies if they don’t get a mention. Various conglomerations took shape and the evening went its own way. Andy and Jim backed by Neil and Kris turned in some tasty blues work. Lally did a great job of helping out on Nick’s effort. Nick has up until now given us his original take on the blues and RnB and you either see it or you don’t. Think of all the singers who have stood on stage and delivered something that has been completely misinterpreted by the audience and then revered years later. In 1966 Dylan was booed for playing ‘Like a Rolling Stone’, by 1974 the same audience were cheering like crazy when he started to play it. Anyway, after much discussion on stage and faffing around the band suddenly exploded into ‘Born To Be Wild’. I wish I had a camera to show the expression on the audience’s faces. Good on you Nick. Even though for Johnny B Goode you decided to not use a microphone, or come to think of it, sing any of the lyrics.
Talking of microphones, the House Bandits didn’t do too thorough a job on setting up the PA. Brownie points lost there I am afraid. King Ralph joined the band next to replace Nick and the band slipped into a cool version of Little Feats’ ‘Spanish Moon’, very funky, but sadly the PA gremlins began to reassert themselves and Lally’s microphone began to do a ‘Norman Collier’ (if you don’t know what I mean try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGR3SSfRfFk ) which left the field wide open for King Ralph to have a go. Andy and I counted at least six songs sung in one go, marvelous, it was like playing name that tune.
Bands came and went but to be honest it wasn’t the most exciting of nights. Good but not explosive. But that’s the way it is with an unplanned evening of music, it all depends on who is in the room at any given time and how the mix is made up. However there was one ace up the sleeve for the night. George and Emir had been lurking around for the evening, guitarless but in good spirits. Graham cajoled them to get on stage and do some work. Guitars were duly borrowed and they took to the stage to finish off the evening, backed by Tim on drums and Kris on bass they took on ‘Ain’t No Sunshine’ by Bill Whithers (Q. How do you make a duck into a soul singer. A. Put him in the oven until his bill whithers.) And stone me, they did a right old rip em’ up version. Starting off nice and funky and then building up a head of steam until the inevitable shred fest at the end. But it all made sense and it was a treat to watch and hear. Too bad George and Hot couldn’t see Tim twirling his drum sticks ‘a la Moon’ behind them. Very funny.
So there we are, another night, another session, another group of musos tramping off into the night thinking, “that was great”, or “dam, where did I go wrong”. You’ll just have to come back next time and do it all again.
Until then. Happy Trails Mi Amigos’.

"Born Under a Bad Sign"
A short story from Norbert Thrusty.

Johnny went down on his knees and clasped both hands together. Prayin' for mercy wasn't his style but he was deep in shit. - River Deep. He'd been messin' with the kid and now he wanted to be just back in sweet home chicago.
Nadine was her name, she was a Jersey girl. A big legged woman. For a while, life had been sugar coated. Now life was killing him. She'd arrived like a bolt from the blue beyond and demanded - "Give me some lovin'" - and now he was tore down. she was a low down woman and she'd left him with a cold, cold, feeling.
He needed to get back to Lucille before she found out. He needed to get away before the kid found out, or he'd be knockin' on heavens door. Time was tight and there was no way he was gonna wait on time. He needed a way out and fast. The Mystery train? Nah, no one knew where it was going. Route 66?, Nah, much too obvious. He made his way to the crossroads and flagged down a broad in a pink cadillac. " Take me to the river", he barked. The ferry was his only option.
Down by the jetty he found a small bar. One more for the road, he thought and then remembered that he was making a sea crossing. The bar band played the only music that would suit his mood. - The Blues. They were called 3 leg dog and there was 5 of them. Someone couldn't count. Probably the drummer. This was sweet music. Any other day and his spirits would have soared like a free bird, but the thrill had gone. He wilted in the heat like dead flowers. The band played "You don't love me baby" and he knew how they felt. He remembered the last words Nadine had whispered to him:- "Johnny, be good" she had breathed and then she was just a distant memory. It's a shame, shame, shame, he thought as he took another slug.
The band played on. It was a good show, unusual. Four guys supporting the Bass player. How low can you go? "I'll pick you up at eight" sang the vocalist and he remembered he had a boat to catch at 20.00 hours. Time to leave behind the black magic woman and return to Lucille. Roll on, Roll on, he mused. ....... He was wrong, it was a roll on, roll off.
Adios, Amigos.

NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED NEXT WEEK.

The Drayton Jam. - 13/5/08.

'scuse me for the late review,(the late,late,review), but I have been busy looking out for more £5.00 Drum kits. No luck, but I did pick up a great 200 quid shirt! If you've no idea what i'm on about then keep your eyes open to all areas of this site. You can get some surprises. I did, anyway.
Looking at last weeks Jam sheet at the drayton I see that Paul has written;- 'Paul - Drums - late, battle of the sexes'. and I kinda know where he's coming from. Many has been the time that her indoors has wished that I would stay in and do something more important like emptying the dishwasher or filling the washing machine, (these are not euphemisms, by the way), or perhaps even cooking a really nice meal instead of hammering the crap out of a drum kit. I tell her, - I'm not that sort of drummer. she says "your not that sort of cook either". Hey, Ho.
How many times have I heard a lady say, "yes I let him out to play occasionally, well, it's good for him". How do they not know that this is not playtime, it is what we do, it is our life, it is our reason for living, it is a way of getting out of doing the cooking.
But, enough, let's crack on. I see Paul also wrote that Des was absent due to being ill. I hope it's nothing serious and he gets back in the Bass groove soon.
For anyone not there last week, well, you missed a stormer. Most of us were shocked to see the house filling up even as the 3 Leg Dog started their first set. I was most disappointed that I did not see my old friend Norbert Thrusty in the audience as I'm sure he would have made something of this. By the time, Chris and Alex took over the Rhythm section, things were cooking nicely. The club was soon full, with a not a seat spare, and much talent for them to enjoy, lining up to take to the stage. Not just Jammin' either, - two bands - The Killjoys - and - 7" heroes - also had spots that were much enjoyed by those in attendance. New guy Owen also had a shot at vocals and we will will welcome him back again. Lally, made up for last weeks Mic' problems with some fierce guitar and vocals accompanying a great burst of R&B. Solid performances also from Stan, Alan, and Graham G who were surely grabbing the chance to perform to an audience. Among some very good GEETAR players we also had the pleasure of seeing Stelios knocking out the Blues and Dan giving out a couple of very good solos.
All round, we had some good talent and a little showmanship, Kris and Andrew performing solid Bass duties and Graeme Harper continuing to show just how valuable he has become as an extra member of not just 3 Leg Dog, but any group of Musos who take the stage. That only really leaves me to mention Gary who got on late but proved again that he is a GREAT rock 'n' roll singer, and the one talent that unfortunately we did not get to see play. Andy had already planned to heave me out of the Drum seat to make way for Sam Kelly, but then, suddenly he had to leave early. Now who could have made that call to his mobile to say that his car was being towed away? It's a mystery.
Just thought I'd end by saying that It's good to see Tim and Bhavesh, back with us regularly and I think Bhav' is still under used. Let's hope that he get's more action soon. As for Tim.........he is fast becoming West London's Premier Keith Moon impersonator. We shall have to check the Drum kit for explosives!

See you next time and remember, the night time is the right time. ...........Neil.

13.05.08
Hello there pop fans. Beavis Beavis here with another snappy roundup of facts, stats and all around pop fun from the Tuesday Night Drayton Court Jam Down Mash Up and Jelly Rolling Evening of Pop fantastic fun.
The first thing that made this evening stand out from many another night was that much to the House Bandits surprise, there was a constant audience of pop fans in attendance. The crowd never fell below thirty all night with people coming and going and always a steady stream of smokers outside. This made the whole night go off with a Poptastic fizz of excitement. There was even Kris and a few of his pals there at 8.15. Not to sure if their watches were running fast or they couldn’t wait to see the Bandits tune up.
The Pop Session started off with a stop and start set from those Pop Art favourites, The House Bandits. Stand outs were a few new pop songs thrown into the set, ‘Big Railroad Blues’ by that incredibly prolific writer of old blues pop songs, Trad Arr. The Bandits managed to get through ‘Sitting On Top Of The World’ as done by that other great Pop Art band The Fabulous Cream. Alan’s extra backup vocals also gave it a touch of The Mississippi Sheiks for added pop flavour. Alan closed out the first set with a very Mick like rendition of ‘Let It Bleed’. Great Hammond playing from Graeme made it a good first set show stopper.
After that it was time for the crazy Beat audience of frenzied musicians to start to take to the stage. King Ralph played a fine set, ably abetted by Alan on guitar, Young Alex on bass and ObenstormenKapatain Chris on drums. He is one crazy guy! Next up were Kris, Chris and Andy. Playing a Polish pop song that I have no idea what it was called, but I think it was written by that incredibly prolific writer of old Polish Pop songs, Tradic Arric. Graham G joined them for a few numbers but I am not too sure he knew what the hell he was doing but he gave it a good go on Suzie .Q and Foxey Lady. The next pop band up saw the return of Ralph but this time aided by that practitioner of bass, Professor Des, and Colin Glover on second guitar and vocals. More great 60s pop songs emanated from their golden vocal chords.
Things began to raise in temperature when Lally, Jack, Graeme, Tim, Will and Alan hit the stage. A fine version of ‘Spanish Moon’ ensued with everyone getting in some tasty Pop licks.
At long last The Killjoys finally made it on to the stage after a long wait for their tardy drummer, well worth the wait though as they turned in a punchy, right set of Indie Pop style garagery. Some late comers also still managed to squeeze in. Joven, George and Stelios all made it on to the stage and delivered sterling sets. George in particular played a blinder on that pop classic, ‘While my guitar gently shreds’. Honours even it was time for the Bandits to finish off the evenings proceedings. With Lally joining on guitar and Will on harp they crashed through a low down version of Sonny Boy Williamsons pop blues crowd pleaser @Bring It On Home’ and the finished off with a rip roaring pop version of ‘Southern Man’ and with a burst of feedback at the end, that was it.
Another great night of Pop. Be there for next Tuesday when Andy Falcon and his 3 legged dog take to the stage for another reggae spectacular.
This is Beavis Beavis saying thanks for reading and Pop On!

Drayton Court Jam 20/05/08.

Looking back over old reviews, it was only a few months ago that The Drayton Jam seemed to be in real danger of closing. Now after the 4th (5th?) week of full or almost full houses it seems to me that the hard work has paid off. We now have a new influx of talented musicians who have become regulars and The Jam has really become the place to be seen. Let's hope that it stays that way. Thanks have to be given to those who have really stuck by us, through thick and thin, and I'm not going to mention anyone in case I leave any one out, but you know who you are and you've been with us since the days of The Kings Head. Seems a long time ago doesn't it.
This weeks festival of music sure had its ups and downs and I am not going to bother you with the downs. I will though apologise to Jack whose conversation I seemed disinterested in. Not so my friend, never so. I had other things on my mind that was bothering me. I guess it had to happen eventually, I have finally become a musician:- Moody, petulant, over sensitive, wanting to pack it in one minute and itching to get back behind the Drums the next. Stone me, what a life.
So, how good were the ups? We encourage and accommodate all sorts here at The Jam, - Jammin' of course, predominates but we welcome solo acoustic, duos, full bands and oddballs. None of the latter this week, but 2 bands really stood out. I think we were all taken aback by the full force and delicate skill of Jacob, Kris, Andy and Kris, who gave us the best version of - Black Knight - that I have heard outside of Deep Purple. Another Purple classic followed with - Hush - and they were just warming up. 2 songs later and the punters were calling for an encore. Rightly so. Top drawer stuff. No nonsense.
Then, later, we welcomed back to The Drayton 'The Monday Mornings' who gave us a fully rehearsed and wonderfully together set of originals. A few us were very impressed by the confidence of a guy who could have looked like a spare part, standing, as he was,just right of the Drummer and playing a few simple percussion instruments as backing. 4 songs, 4 different effects, including handclaps and it all helped to colour their sound.
The rest of the evening moved along very swiftly and I hope that you all understand that when we have the numbers in, then your slot may be shortened. Even House Band members have to take a back seat if we are trying to squeeze people in. My only plea is - get there early or be prepared for the fact that you may not get on.
Some very good performances came from the likes of Lally, Alan, Stan, Bhavesh, and Kris. And George and Emir Hot almost blew the roof off with their set of metal classics. Incidentally Alex stood out on this for 2 reasons. 1) he just gets better and better and I had every confidence in him when I picked him out to back these guys, and 2) I don't think any of us has seen quite such a demolition of a Bass Guitar string. Now that's what I call Shred. Tim gave us another lesson in Keith Moon impersonation and he told me later that he is trying to work out just how 'Moonie' managed to launch his sticks skywards through the use of drum head tension. If any one can pull it off it'll be Tim.
Just HAVE to mention the 3 Leg Dog gig at The Tune Inn, on Saturday gone. my thanks to those from the Jam who turned up to support. It is much appreciated by all of us. It was a full on set of LOUD Blues and R & B and one of the most enjoyable nights of my life. (o.k., there was that time in Greece with an 18 year old lovely when I was 35, but we won't go there). We look forward to entertaining you at the next Jam.
And one final mention for Bass man Jack. He is playing a gig at The Luminaire in Kilburn this Thursday - 311 Kilburn High Road - as part of the 'Weekend Warriors' programme. Doors - 8.p.m. Entrance £5.00. Go on, show some support.

See you again soon at The Drayton for some more Rockin' Blues and I look forward to the review of this weeks session from one of Grahams many 'Star' reporters.

Neil.

Jam Night Round Up.
This weeks star reviewer. Rockette Morton.

Another round up of who’s going up and who’s going down at this weeks Drayton Court Blues Night Jam Session. Two new entries this week, six non movers, three rising stars and a new number one. Read on and find out how things shaped up.
Another really fine evening’s entertainment, nay, one of the best in a long while. A serendipitous mixture of the right people all turning up on the same evening, all turning up early enough so as not to be shoved on at the fag end of the evening and some informed and lucky shuffling of the musicians pack of cards. Luck was a lady on Tuesday night (she was dancing in front of the stage and with a few lucky suitors!) and she made sure that good hands were dealt all night long without too many jokers appearing.
The House Bandits opened the evening’s jollities featuring the first of the new entries of the week with Bhavesh on drums. And what a good job he made of it. The poor lad had had not one rehearsal with the bandits, only a CD of songs for the night to go on. A mean trick played on him by Graham G, the meanest of band leaders since Brother James Brown. It won’t be long before he will be withholding wages and fining band members for late starts and early finishes (in which case Bhavesh owes him £31.35), but Bhavesh and Alex were stars. A good set of seven songs got things off to a rousing start and at the landlords behest and with Guitar Alan insistence the House Bandit’s kept the volume down for their set and in the process, set the standard for the rest of the evening. It was probably one of the rockin’ist and relatively quiet evenings seen at the Drayton Court Hotel since the ‘All Ealing Signing for The Hard of Hearing Conference of 57’.

Non movers of the week but now clocking up a solid 62 weeks on the charts were Andy F, Chris K, Chris the Drums and Graeme on keyboards. Rockin’, solid as a Linda Eastman pasty and tasty as a Mexican street vendors buritto. Four excellent songs all delivered to your door. Hats off to the boys for a fine start.
Next up was the second new entry for the week. Another ‘Dad and Son’ combo, the older amongst you of readers will remember Bojan and his spawn rockin’ all over the stage. This week it was Lally Snr and Lally Jnr (what is it with people that name their sons after themselves, can’t they remember a new name?) who slung guitars and backed by Sam ‘the Man’ Kelly and Jack on bass, proceeded to rock the house with some very tasty and stylish playing. Lally Jnr seems to be a chip off the old block. The dynasty continues.

Sam Kelly remained behind the traps for the next combo and we were lucky enough to witness the return from the Rock Wilderness of Rupert, aided by his trusty sidekick and protégé, Alex the Bass. More quality rockin’ and not a disappointed face in the house. The other great advantage this night was not only the amount of great muso’s on tap but also a receptive and busy audience who had turned up to listen. This is getting to be a habit at the Drayton and one that can be directly attributed to the quality of the evenings proceedings. You guys must be doing something right!

Last weeks new entry last week made a return, this time to deliver a stunning solo performance on his Fender Jaguar. Rick the Slide delivered two fantastic tunes accompanied by nothing more than his brass finger and silver tonsils. Joined by Andy F, Stan, Chris K and Harmonica Will they went on to play out some more beautiful driving blues. Top marks. I am going to have to get some lessons off Rick, he’s got what I want!
Next up was that old favourite, the original guitar worrier, the tormentor of plank, the Sultan of Shred, Guitar George. Joined by, Kris, Stan, Lally and another new entry, Martin on vocals, they delivered George’s tribute to his football team (Greece) who had just been battered 2-0 by Sweden that night. Black Night. What can I say, there wasn’t a dry seat in the house. Funny, loud, action packed, thrills and spills. It was great. The band tore it up and with Martin at the front, delivered a really competent version, sticking close to the original but making it their own. That’s the way to do it! How would they follow that? Well, it was a bit of a no brainer. It had to be, yes it had to be, SOTW! The curse of guitar shops up and down the land, the riff that launched a thousand terrible guitar players, the tune that, like a fine wine, is great where it comes from but doesn’t travel terribly well was delivered, but fair play, they got through it pretty well. Martin delivered just about the right amount of seriousness whilst still never forgetting that the lyrics are rubbish. Well done lads, it was great fun and I was looking around and certainly saw only happy faces, not least Emir and Igor who thrust the two fingered Devil Horn salute stage ward. That’s a compliment. Isn’t it?

The old clock on the wall was still ticking and we still had to get some quick stage changes done. A late appearance from Nick Cash still managed to get him a place on stage with new boy Dave on guitar (he will have to get more time next time!), Jack and Ralph on guitar and vox. The last shuffle of the pack managed to get Rupert, Sam, Alex, Graeme and Andy up to deliver some great sounds. Rupert squeezed ‘Crossroads’ into the set. Another song that I am always minded to avoid in jams as it’s not the guitarists that normally kill that song but the rhythm section, but with Sam and Alex doing the business, this one was safely brought home with the requisite amount of energy. It didn’t limp over the line but roared.
Guitar Graham managed to drag the house band up to round off proceedings with a quick but tasteful run through of ‘Scratch My Back’. Short solo’s from all and that was that!
A great night. Good vibes all around. And the new Number One?
Black Night by ‘Guitar George and His Sultans of Rock’. How long will they stay at the top? Find out next week when we join Andy Falcon and His Leggly challenged Mutt.
Cheers my dears.
Rockette Morton.

Dear Globaljam
A little note just to say what an excellent night at the jam on tuesday 24th june, I think every dude (dude!!) on stage did themselves proud. Standouts for me were Chris (Mr Rich), Chester, Jhovan, and Stephanos. I think they did a fantastic version of Gypsy wowman, musically perfect. Lally and newcomer Dave, 'Tasmanian Tim' on drums and 'crazy' chris on bass (he's mad 'e is) did the best version of Zeps "rock n roll" your ever gonna here, Percy Plant could not have sung it better than Lally did. Also for me, the most exciting five minutes of the night goes to "King" Ralph and Colin on guitars ripping up 'going up the country', with "Stan the man" on drums and "Young" Alex or was it "Dapper" Des on bass (sorry to many rasberry and strawberry smoothies). Ralph the king, does not do musically perfect, for him its 'knobs out lets do, it can you hear me at the back' excitement. Ok they did it with flies firmly buttoned, but we sure heard them at the back.
We have been really priveliged for a good few weeks now, with so many good musicians showing up and many others upping there game, well we gonna have to now! A big thumbs up from me to Bhavesh, "Young" Alex (time to step out from the shadows now mate).
A big thanks to Graham the 'G man' who is doing a good job trying to get everybody on, its not as easy as it looks. It is a shame Andy the 'mr big' and Neil were not there to witness it. I don't want to go on, but blow it i will, Rupert, Sam kelly, 'georgous' George (how does he do that on a guitar). Sorry if i missed anyone out, you were all great.
P.S All nicknames are all my own work, i am sorry if you did not get one, you my be relieved you didn't. Hope to see you all next week. Alan

Hello chaps,
first off, let me say that this is not a competition and I for one am well chuffed that Graham G and The Housebandits are going down spectacularly well at the moment. Yes I have read the comments about what a great Jam it was a couple of Tuesdays ago and I have also received great feedback from Bavesh about just what a crowd there was on this particular night. This is indeed, good news. Just what we want. I thing G has performed splendidly in whipping the audience up in to a frenzy and I shall put in an appearance this week, for support, as well as for my own enjoyment.
Now, I did say that this was not a comp., but I have to tell you that this site and this little community is not just aboutThe Drayton, oh no! For those that weren't there, it's my turn to tell you of the SPLENDID evening of high octane music that rolled (and rocked) out at The Tune Inn on Thursday 3rd July. Let's get out of the way the issue of yours truly spending more time at the bar than usual. Some good fellows asked me of my non appearance with the houseband. Well, it's simple. I had a bad week (1 thing and another, mainly physical) and I couldn't guarantee being there. Andy, therefore couldn't rely on a last minute call and had to get cover. That is right and that is proper. And what cover. The more than able Sam Kelly gave a fine performance playing the Drums, and I do mean playing, and also continued to show that he is a man of immense personal charm. A fine addition to our Jammin' community, eh what?
I did, however, get to play with The Mighty Joe X with Stelios and Kris alongside. What a performance. Full on Blues as only two fine Blues lovers as Joe And Stelios can play it. A decent crowd showed their appreciation. 3 leg Dog showed how to let loose also with some great Rockin, Blues covers including a very fine - Walkin' thru the park - and some fine solos from Andy and Graeme. Oh, and of course Mr Kelly, who makes a Drum solo sound as easy as , well, walkin thru the park.
Ralph was again at his full on best, with this week, a quite unusual - Going up the country -. Nothing odd about Ralphs side of things, but whilst he was in full Country Mode, Tim, on Drums, played it like Keith Moon, complete with stick twirling antics, on request from an audience who were calling for him to do his stuff. Wonderful. Graham G payed us a visit and didn't get nearly enough time to entertain, but that's the nature of the game. Des, solid on stage again, he is also a great member of the audience, always ready to encourage and even gently take the micky, with a quick quip, as required.
This was really a top night of music, and although I had not planned to stay till the end, I just couldn't leave until it was all over. And it's not all over till the loud ladies sing. Mandie G and Sarah, that is, belting it out well in to the wee wee hours. Well I had drunk 3 pints.
I surely can't mention everyone, but how can I not let you know, that if your heading to the stage with your axe and your sticks and you are looking around for someone to play Bass with confidence and add frills and thrills to your set,take a look at Alex. Everyone else is. He can now deal with my erratic Bass Drum hits and take it in his stride. Another success, this fine evening.
Take it from me, this was a good night in Acton Town and everyone went home happy. Another important part as far as I am concerned, is how the music started off at a lower, more comfortable level and then got louder when it needed too. Perfect. And if it's loud you want, check out Guitar George, he knows all the controls on his amp go up to 11. Rupert - splendid Guitar, fetching Hat, and Paul, - Arms of fury, complete the picture. Oh, and Nick and Willy doing their R&B thing. How did Mr F fit it all in?

O.K., time to go, but I am really looking forward to this week and I will make both Jams. Look forward to seeing you there. .................Neil 'Gouty' Pearce

28.07.08
Hi gang.

Well the last 3 weeks have certainly been interesting whilst Mr F has been on his hols, and I can't claim that everything has gone smoothly. However, we've certainly had our fair share of top quality musicianship as usual. The Drayton 2 weeks ago was certainly chaotic and I apologise to any one that I couldn't get on stage or give 2nd performances to, but as you would have seen, it was pretty rammed and every one a musician. Highlight of the week had to be Sam, Jovan, Joe and Chester for some hard Blues and a little Jazz. Ralph impressed also, as he normally does, just by getting up there and getting on with it. Some others, no names, no pack drill, frustrated the rest of us by playing guitar solos that were, how can we say,TOO BLOODY LONG! Come on lads. it's not an endurance test, a little bit of brevity wouldn't go amiss from time to time.
The Tune Inn presented us with some problems of a different nature as Kris and Jovan were working for 2 of the sessions and so sound balance and foldback was a real trial, with Myself, Gary and Mandie managing to sort it out (just) on one evening, and then the return of Bartman on the desk, solving all our difficulties on the 24th. Well done Bart, great sound and superb miking of the Drums. Invaluable.
All 3 of the Tune Inn sessions was high octane stuff and even a little bit of chaos just added to the overall Rock 'n' Roll feeling of the evenings. Just a pity that numbers were down.
One guy who does deserve a big mention is George. House guitarist for 3 weeks, he showed what he is capable of. - Speed learning, sharp solos, visualy entertaining and all round a totally reliable member of the band. I think even George lost count of the number of songs that he can now add to his repertoire. Respect to you from all in the band.
Des, also, has to get a positive mention for his reliability and his general stability. He is also quite prepared to listen to me going off on one, and then offer an alternative view of things. Once again, invaluable.
And my personal thanks go to Gary for helping me to run things. His cool head got us out of some spots and I'm only sorry we couldn't get him back on stage last Thursday towards the end. Some people, though, you just can't get off.
Of all the performances of the last few weeks, the one I enjoyed the most myself was when I was joined by Jovan, Rupert, Stelios and Gary for a quite magnificent - Stormy Monday Blues - when Rhthym commander Jovan took the song by the scruff of it's neck and made it all revolve around his 4 strings. Awesome, one of the few times I have ever felt like a proper musician, but then I WAS being conducted/directed and cajoled by a man with leadership qualities. I only wish someone had taped it.
This is still the best nights of music to be had in West London and part of it is down to the quality coming in. The rest of us have to raise our game. Chris, Rupert and Jovan we know can do it, some of us have to try that little bit harder and Chester, well, he's already there isn't he? Reading a book on Roger Waters recently I was astonished to find that Chester was part of his world touring band some years back. On Bass. It's worth remembering, sometimes, the talent we have amongst us.

Look forward to some more nights of musical magic and mayhem in the near future, and I will see you there.

Neil.

Thu 31st/Tue 5th/Thu 7th.

"Look at me I'm wonderful, shoobedoobe ya. I'm not a bit like you or you I'm a super showbiz star".
A pint of beer to the first person who can tell me where that's from.

Anyway, after 3 weeks of chaos and thrills, Mr F returns from his hols to a triumphant return at the Tune inn. A scintillating first set from 3-leg dog, reconvening after a short period when the band was scattered hither and thither, set the pace for the evening. Bandleader Mr Falconer knocked the group back in to shape as he ripped out some scorching playing, tight, economical but at times furious. This was a man on form and the rest of the band soon picked up the pace he had set. (Will that do for you, Andy?). (Cheque or cash? A)
Otherwise a fairly quiet night, audience wise, but none the less some good performers were again on show. Better was to come next week...........

Tuesday at The Drayton saw a very healthy crowd indeed and some fine musicianship did not disappoint them. This was a good night indeed, just the right amount of players to be able to get everyone on, and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves. Give players like Jovan and Chris Martin the opportunity to let rip and they will. OF COURSE THEY WILL. It was hot in here tonight and I don't just mean the performances. For me it was an uncomfortable drive home, as I was still dripping with sweat. Chester, Jovan, Lally and Paul were tonight's standouts. Just how many times has our longest standing Bass player been a highlight of the week? A good audience and a good show. What a night.

Thu 7th at The Tune Inn, and we had high expectations of a good turnout. We were recording the evening’s events and had taken care to flag it up on the site and at the last Jam. So where was everybody?
The House band - The dog with 1 leg less than 4, were able to play an extended first set due to nobody being available to take over and they made the most of it. Bandleader Mr Falconer knocked the group in to shape as he ripp...(oh, hang on I've done that bit). (Yes, yes very funny. Move it along now. A)
At about 10.P.M. we had some guys and gals eventually turn up, but this was not our regular crew.
Plenty of the faithfuls were missing, presumed enjoying themselves, and this led to an unusual but pleasant evening. We had some faithful reproductions of Pink Floyd, a not quite so faithful Deep Purple, some fantastic off the cuff Funk, some storming Blues, with Tim on drums cutting it like a true Bluesman, an audience raising drum solo from aforementioned Tim, Igor on Bass, young gals on vocals, Mariella on smiles and the craziest dancer I have ever seen, on crazy dancing. Looking like Jimmy Nail and moving like Wayne Sleep, he twirled around in front of the stage like a whirling dervish. Where was a camera when we needed one? The highlight however for tonight was a quite magnificent show of guitar fireworks from Graham Goldwater. Now I don't know much about guitar playing, (some say I don't know much about drummin' either), but I was quite taken aback. I was glad to hear that Andy agreed with me as we stood at the bar discussing the merits of such things.
You never know when someone is going to turn it on, and in the absence of Jovan I guess G just thought it was his turn.
I think we got some good stuff down on the old tape type thing and I look forward to hearing the playback.

Here's a thought ....................Lets do it again next week.
See you there ........................Neil.

Thu 14 August. - The Tune Inn.

Well, we have all done it at some time. I know I have, and I know that Kris has , and Jovan also. What am I talking about? Holding the stage for the duration of a nights entertainment, simply because you HAVE to. This week it was the turn of Andy Falconer who was, believe it or not, the only guitar player in the house from start at 9.00 P.M. to finish at 0.30. Well, lets be honest, there WAS 1 other guitar player, - Igor -, but he neglected to bring a guitar, and as Andy wasn't carrying a spare then that put an end to any ideas of Igor helping out and filling in for a couple of numbers. so an exhausting evening for Mr F. Moby was there early on and an old friend of Des's, Pat, was persuaded to play a few numbers, despite feeling ill, but after that Andy was on his own for the rest of and most of the night. Has anyone else ever been to a Jam with only 1 guitarist present? if so write to me at - 'YES, I have been to a jam with only 1 guitarist present', @ Global Jam .Biz. Please also enclose £5.00. (a bit difficult on the internet, I s'pose)
It's that time of year where really what we are doing is just playing a holding game, to keep the club bubbling over until people return from their holidays and although it can be quite dispiriting, it can also lead to some interesting variations. The aforementioned Pat Gregg gave us a fine selection of tunes not always heard at Jams and was given a warm reception. Pity he couldn't give us more.
With 3 Leg Dog down to, well, 3 legs again we had to quickly remember some old faves. When Jovan took over from Kris later on, it was just like old times. Sam Kelly turned up to give someone a C.D. and was press ganged in to a session behind the kit. Always a pleasure to see a master at work, and, really there is nothing else much to report. Good to see some regulars still supporting us through these lean times, such as Tim, Alex and Des and I will admit it was pleasant for us to finish early for a change. Tonight finished with less of a bang and more of a whimper but I couldnt blame Andy for wanting to bring it down towards the end, - he looked drained.
I'm on Hols for a week so I am not around for the next couple of Jams, see you when I get back.

Neil.

Sorry Neil, I had chopped and changed your review a bit. Then thought better of it. Mainly because I had a different view on the jam. So here's my take on it. Have a good holiday.

It’s true that we were a bit shy of six string merchants this week. And it’s true that our friend Igor was there, guitarless, but that’s normal for him. By the time I was offering my instrument to him, he’d ****ed off with Jovan. Oh well. Moby came in and we did about half an hour of blues and rock with Sam K. Seb turned up again, but without Graeme there was no keyboard for him to use. Oh well. Des’ friend Pat was persuaded to give us a few songs and what a delight it was to play those tunes for the first time. I remember ‘Get Ready’ particularly moving along nicely. We had Jovan singing Redhouse, we had Mandy, the gal from Roadhouse singing House of the Rising Sun with the houseband. New young guy Sam also a drummer sat with us for a few songs and it turns out he’s been brought up on the blues, Muddy and Howlin’ style. Hope he comes back. Later on we did a few old soul songs with Des on bass, nice to have someone along side with a bit of previous for that Jamerson groove. Sara and Mandy on vocals again for a whole range of stuff. How good are they? Well we may have been short of crotch thrusting plank spanking this time but it’s not a bad thing to end the evening on a more mellow vibe is it? There were plenty of people still there at the end to keep the place open. By the time I got home and had a cup of tea it was 3am ! Rock and Rrrrroll.

Andy

Ladies and Gentlespoons. It’s that time again. Time for the Downtown Drayton Data Dispatch.
This week brought to you by your old pal, Phineas J. Hambone.
It was the turn of The House Bandits to host the evening’s festivities. To be honest it did not look like it was going to be a busy night, but as Chuck said. It just goes to show you never can tell!
There had been a rain storm of biblical proportions before the start of the evening and it looked like it was going to be a quiet night (quiet when George is around?).
The House Bandits took to the stage and delivered a P-FunK-Tery set which included Mr Charlie and that old chestnut of theirs, Rich Woman Blues. The audience may be getting a bit bored of it but they seem to like playing it.
First up from the ever increasing roster of jammers was Lally to do his thing, ably backed by Buddy Rich, Jack the bass and Alan. Three great numbers later and it was time to move over, Rover and make way for a return appearance from Aaron on drums.
Now here’s a funny thing. Aaron was the first of three drummers that evening to approach Graham and tell him that they needed to play very early as they all had to go home soon. What is it with drummers? There is no doubt about it, they really are the true eccentrics of any group.
What happens to them? Is it the drumming that drives them off centre or were they like that anyway? Answers please to the comments section.

Rik and Sol made it on to the stage next and treated the growing audience to a few slices of slide with a side order of boogie woogie. Very tasty, with a good bottle of flim-flam sauce.

Next up, was for this writer, the highlight of the evening. Big George , backed by Igor on guitar and his baying hounds. Joven on spotlight, Morne on vocals and making his Drayton debut, Mauro on drums. Yowwza!!! This one cooked. Mauro it turns out is a serious hitter of drums and cymbals. Thrashing them to within an inch of their lives but dead on time. La Bamba, into U2’s ‘Within You Without You’ and as Morne left the stage a stupendous version of ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’. Top marks all around lads. Job well done.

Leon took to the stage to celebrate his 47th birthday and used the time to pay tribute to Issac Hayes who passed on last week. Tightly backed by Lally, Graham, Des and Chris, the band rocked and rolled like a 60 year old New Orleans hooker at a used car salesman’s convention in Kentucky. If you know what I mean! (If you do, could you please drop me a line and tell me)

And so it was. The House Bandits took to the stage to round things off with a few Johnny Guitar Watson numbers and a snatch of Bill Dogget’s Honky Tonk and then it was over.
The crowd seemed happy, the guvnor of the pub deemed the evening a good one and we all went home.

Till the next time.
Happy Trails and Stay off the Grass.
Phineas J. Hambone

The Drayton Ct jam 19.08.08
I thought we were going to be a 3-piece house band this week. With all the regular guys being on holiday I had assembled a compact little unit, Sam K. on drums, Andy Fiore on bass and myself on guitar and warbling (when required). It was gonna be a swinging little power trio. It’s funny how things can change though in a short space of time, nay a blink of the eye. First Graeme the keys is available, great. Then Sam turns up with his friend Jerome (percussion). Then Lally gets there early so I asked him to start with us too. So from a 3 we go to a 6. And jolly good it was too. I must admit to being slightly nervous about being placed next to the percussion, because my only previous experience of that left me with a throbbing head and a sort of muffled hearing for two days. Timbalephobia ensued. However I should not have worried. Jerome is not only the most highly skilled technician in the arts of hitting, shaking, scratching, rubbing things (yes, still talking percussion here), he is a thoroughly nice guy too. Great behind the kit as well. Our old friend Andy ‘the fretless one’ was passing through on his way to Wales, so, I immediately collared him. Many of you will know him from the Kings Head days and as the inspiration and producer of the ‘recorded live jam session’ a couple of years ago. It was a high quality production with a five camera film crew. Time for another one Andy? Anyways it was a good jam band and we played for about half an hour, from the time people started coming in. We had a good turn out this week. How lucky are we to have had 3 superb vocalists this week, Kelvin, Leon and the mighty Sean. I do struggle sometimes to give everyone a fair go, but what can you do with the most eccentric and enigmatic of performer that is - Nick (vocal and guitar) and his pal Steve (drums). They both have a way about them that is charming and yet incompatible with anyone else. The audience voted with their feet, so after just one number I had to give someone else a chance. Sorry guys.
I can’t remember everything about the night, so forgive me if I don’t mention everyone who was there. The guv’nor seemed fairly happy, especially when we finished on time.
Next Drayton jam will be hosted by Graham G.

The Tune Inn jam 21.08.08
They’ve got some new lights down at the Inn. When you’re on stage it’s bit like being followed by a roomful of snipers. No-ones been hurt yet though. All those moving dots. One could easily be distracted by a white laser beam creeping across your fretboard. Speaking of ones mind not being 100% on the job, what about those tv screens? I have often found myself in the middle of a guitar break watching tv. Just like the old days at home. If you see anyone wearing sunglasses in there, now you’ll know why. It’s definitely a different vibe to the Drayton. Where the Drayton is finished by midnight, this place is still rocking. Fine sets this week from Moby and Graham and also Ralph. Party time with Lally and George cranking it up to 11. Finished off with Mel doing a couple of songs backed by the houseband, which included Tim on drums this week, and joined by Rupert on his new acquisition, a Fender Esquire. The Tune has become a bit of a meeting place after the music has stopped. Well I suppose that’s the best time to actually have a conversation and a laugh. I’d like to tell you what was being said but none of it is repeatable. A good time was had by all. Hope to see y’all next week.
Andy